Today is the end of an era, the era of 32. Tomorrow I hit the big double 3. I guess that means I'm 6. Just think of me as a child prodigy.

Being that Valentine's Day is celebrated in February, one of the local TV stations has decided to use the entire month to address love and relationships. Apparently they are defying political correctness and not addressing it as African-American Heritage Month. Anyway, the segment this morning was about cyber relationships. According to a sex addiction specialist, "Cyber sex is like the crack cocaine of cocaine addition."

How desperate do you have to be to snort the remnants of cyber sex to get high? If crack is solidified cyber sex, why is it so expensive? Furthermore, how does one get classified as a sex addict specialist? Aren't these people typically called nymphos? Is a sex addict specialist really just a legal prostitute?

The winter movie season continues to move along like a glacier. March looks to be a decent start to help excite audiences before the summer blockbuster season. Thankfully there are still a couple of movies out there to help everyone get through the winter doldrums like Juno. The review has been posted.

Since there aren't any new TV shows, lets relive the best quotes from The Office for the past month.

"Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms." -- Dwight

"Ah, this is our receptionist, Pam...Pam has been with us for...forever...If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. Meow." -- Michael

"Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day is going to turn into." -- Pam

"If corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me...I'm the head of this family. And, um, you ain't gonna be messin' with my chillun." -- Michael

"Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger, and Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?...There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the monkey's head. We don't have the technology." -- Michael

"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here." -- Michael

"Diversity Day...yeah, I'd like to see us erase a hundred years of racism in one hour." -- Michael

Nobody really gives a crap about Britney, her family and whatever white trash they are associated with. Yet, the media continues to monitor her every move and report on it as if someone cares. As far as I know, there has never been a day when I woke up thinking "I wonder how Britney is today. Is she still in the hospital? Bless her heart."

It seems pretty obvious to me that Britney is starved for attention. She's a teen singer that everyone forgot about. Once she was forgotten, she had to act crazy to get attention. Apparently the 24-hour marriage wasn't good enough so she had to find some other trailer trash guy that wasn't aware of the paleness of his skin tone. It's only gone down hill from there.

If the press would forget about her, she could slink back to her mobile home and live the good life. I'm sure plenty of good 'ole boys in the park would pay her for some skanky action in the double wide. Seriously, forgetting about her is a win/win situation for everyone.