Nothing says sexy like Copenhagen. I'm sure that cute brunette wearing the cowboy hat, white tank top and denim mini on the poster in the window is wondering where to find a man with brown teeth and a lip puffed out like he's been jabbed with a right from Ali or Frasier. You keep thinking that Mr. Smokeless Tobacco User. Nothing is hotter than kissing someone with little bits of tobacco in their teeth (not that I would know from personal experience).

The past four weeks have been excruciatingly busy, but things are starting to level out. Teaching 9 classes at a time is a serious headache, but such is the path for progress. I'm just hoping all of this works out for me eventually.

April movies are typically the openers for the summer blockbusters to make sure people still remember where the theater is. The first three months of the year are so dreadful when thinking about movie releases, people would rather stay at home. At long last there is something to be excited about: Ice Age: The Meltdown. I saw it Friday and posted the review today. How's that for turnaround?

For some time, I have been struggling with a decision. And today, I have made that decision. There's been no secret that my work is aggravating and stressful, so I have decided to move on. Monday, I will be going down to the recruitment office and signing up to join the Marines. I thought about this long and hard, but I feel that I am needed in Iraq. Yes, I realize my physical condition is not the best, but I'll work hard to correct that. Boot camp will shape me up nicely. I ask that all of you keep me in your thoughts. I have just one other thing that I must say: April Fools!