February 11, 2008
"Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms." -- Dwight
"Ah, this is our receptionist, Pam...Pam has been with us for...forever...If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. Meow." -- Michael
"Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day is going to turn into." -- Pam
"If corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me...I'm the head of this family. And, um, you ain't gonna be messin' with my chillun." -- Michael
"Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger, and Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?...There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the monkey's head. We don't have the technology." -- Michael
"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here." -- Michael
"Diversity Day...yeah, I'd like to see us erase a hundred years of racism in one hour." -- Michael
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