Nobody really gives a crap about Britney, her family and whatever white trash they are associated with. Yet, the media continues to monitor her every move and report on it as if someone cares. As far as I know, there has never been a day when I woke up thinking "I wonder how Britney is today. Is she still in the hospital? Bless her heart."

It seems pretty obvious to me that Britney is starved for attention. She's a teen singer that everyone forgot about. Once she was forgotten, she had to act crazy to get attention. Apparently the 24-hour marriage wasn't good enough so she had to find some other trailer trash guy that wasn't aware of the paleness of his skin tone. It's only gone down hill from there.

If the press would forget about her, she could slink back to her mobile home and live the good life. I'm sure plenty of good 'ole boys in the park would pay her for some skanky action in the double wide. Seriously, forgetting about her is a win/win situation for everyone.