Ever wonder what life was like for Japanese civilians during a Godzilla attack? Cloverfield gives a glimpse of what might happen should a giant monster rampage in New York. The review for Cloverfield has been posted.

I may be the only person that thinks this, but Ghost Hunters International is disappointing. There have been three episodes thus far and none of them have really captivated me.

I really don't like the team. Robb has no personality. In fact, he's so boring he has to add an extra b in his name to jazz things up. He's just there as a figurehead, but Andy has taken charge. All the power has gone to his head. Between him trying to disprove everything and yapping incessantly like he knows everything, he grates on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard. Just shut up.

Donna and Shannon add very little to the show. Why are they even there? An even bigger question of necessity is Brian. He wasn't worth a rat turd when he was on Ghost Hunters. Why is he needed on a spin-off? He is such a retard. I was so disappointed he didn't fall down the stairs on the last show. I was ready for a good laugh.

I like Barry if for no other reason than he has an accent. I can take that and make jokes while watching. Too bad he isn't a lot shorter. Maybe one day he will find his Lucky Charms. He should be head of the operation considering the team is nosing around on his turf. He seems to have a lot more experience than the rest of the team.

Even if the team were as cohesive as the main team, their lack of evidence is providing for a boring show. Rarely does anything happen other than a few faint EVPs. Maybe if Andy wouldn't dismiss everything, there would be something to show. What's that flash of light that seemingly appeared out of nowhere Andy? Oh, that was a type of radioactive moth that comes out once every twenty years to mate and then explodes.

It crept slowly in the dark of night, inch by inch waiting to pounce upon its prey. The air was chilled and all was quiet. The news reported the alarming news that citizens should beware, lest they were helpless against the impending doom. Newscasts even resorted to using four-letter words to describe the future chaos. Armageddon was predicted at 4:00 AM, but as I awoke at 7:00, everything looked...normal. Where was this evil presence spoken about the night before? I turned on the morning news to find out the evil was still approaching, now in broad daylight. For us, the attack began now. Projectiles are raining down in mass now. The snow is finally here.

Christmas seemed like an odd time for such a gruesome movie targeted toward mainstream America. Sweeney Todd didn't break any box office records, but did decent. I think the names Johnny Depp and Tim Burton had something to do with that. The review has posted. Enjoy!

Now that the gym is filled to capacity with people motivated to work out for about three weeks, here are some tips that will make everyone more comfortable.

• Pick up your trash. The last thing anyone wants is to step over a smoothie cup to get on the treadmill. Don't forget your magazine subscription cards either. While I'd love to subscribe to Cosmo, I bet I can find a better deal online somewhere.
  
  
• Guys, the women are not there to look at you working off the holiday beer gut. Trying to rip your arms out of their sockets isn't impressing anyone.
  
  
• Ladies, the guys are there to look at you while straining to lift weights in order to impress you. Don't wear shorts that show butt cheeks or wear leggings that make it pretty obvious what type of underwear you are wearing (if any). If you notice a guy staring, smile and wave instead of making your Elvis face.
  
  
• Do not wear make-up while working out. Ladies, most of the time guys are staring at your butt cheeks hanging out of your shorts, not your face. Guys, wearing make-up is just wrong, period.
  
  
• Walking a lap around the track in your short shorts and Ugg boots and grabbing a smoothie does not constitute exercise. The smoothie bar should mandate sweat on your brow before taking an order. Guys, if you are wearing Ugg boots, you might want to check your sexuality.
  

Need a good cry? P.S. I Love You might be the movie for you. Click on the link above to read my review.

Goals for the new year:

• Catch up on my magazine subscriptions
  
• Get rid of the debt (goodbye student and car loans)
  
• Box my comics in a timely manner
  
• Clean out the gaming corner in my office
  
• More multiplayer gaming
  

With the time off for the holiday season, there's plenty of time to see some movies, and as usual there are plenty to pick from this year. Our first choice will have to wait as it's hard to convince a family to see a musical about a serial killing barber. Our next choice was National Treasure: Book of Secrets which was agreeable with the whole family. While it isn't an award winning film, it's at least entertaining.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets Review