Their plans have been in motion for decades.  When my friends and I went to college, we noticed an abundance of enemy troops scattered all over campus.  What better way to infiltrate the country than by taking over the educational institutions.  They are always around, sitting in plain sight at times, acting as if they are minding their own business.  While you aren't paying attention, they are listening to you and watching your every move.  But some of us are paying attention. 

Recently, a new couple moved in next door.  Someone must have snitched on me, so the enemy sent someone to keep me under surveillance.  I can't think of any other reason why they would be so close.  I'm writing this now with the blinds drawn in case they are peeking in at me.  Sure, they pretend as if I don't exist, going about their day scampering in the bushes and trees, but I know better.  I'm watching my back (and my window) should they be given the command to attack.  Should I become a victim, please continue the crusade.  Everyone should know that squirrels are trying to take over the world.  As GI Joe said, "Knowing is half the battle."  I present to you pictures of the enemy as taken from my window.