October 25, 2007

I'm not sure how fit a fiddle is, but from all the test results at the health fair yesterday, that is indeed what I am. With my contacts in I can see 20/20. There's a shocker. I can exhale 96-100% of all the air in my lungs after a deep breath. Good to know for football games and Cowboy Mouth concerts. My sugar level was perfect. Perhaps the sugar couldn't get out of the microscopic prick in my finger that forced me to squeeze my finger like I was trying to get the last bit of juice out of a lemon. My blood pressure was excellent, right under the optimal 120/80. My hearing is good which is honestly amazing. I fall right above average in the body fat percentage which is odd since I've increased my muscle mass and lost weight in the last year. I was too big of a pansy to get a cholesterol check. I figure if everything else looks good, why let them stick a needle in me and get blood?

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