Translated from iguana hieroglyphics scratched into a log

"Yesterday, I almost made it to freedom. As one of the cannibals reached to grab me I made a decision to run for it. I leapt onto the cannibals face, and using the element of surprise, jumped to the plush cave floor. I scampered for the entrance to the cave but could not get out. Traveling further along the wall, I found many logs of various shapes and sizes, all of them with ample room for me to hide behind them. The cannibals hunted me down, but I was able to hide behind a very tall log where the cannibals could not reach me. One of the cannibals was very strong and pulled the log away from the cave wall. I darted past the door again and scampered under what what appeared to be a blue log. The strong cannibal lifted that as well and snatched me up for my daily soaking. I'm guessing my skin is too tough for them. I don't mind the water, but I am forced to take some type of pink liquid as well. I can only imagine it is something to fatten me up for their stew. Today I sit waiting, ready to try my escape once again."


I hope everyone has a good weekend. Tomorrow night we will head over to Starkville for a Cowboy Mouth show. This is the first of 4 shows over the next month. I can use the relief. I never knew how stressful adding a new pet to the mix could be. Plus, my geometry class just took a turn for the worse. I have very little clue what we are doing so I'm starting to panic. My professor is busy this weekend preparing for a high school math competition here at UA, so I can't talk to him until Monday. I'm going to get rid of the negative energy and have a good time, if just for one night. For your enjoyment, here's a live version of So Sad About Me from All You Need Is Live.