A newspaper is reporting that a pit bull sexually assaulted a two year old boy in a northern New York town. Apparently, the mother was changing the boy and left the room for a few minutes. She returned when she heard the boy scream and discovered the dog was "in the action". The mother screamed and the dog ran out of the house still, uhm... connected. The boy is in the hospital with pretty serious injuries. A vet is coming in to take some DNA samples from the dog presumably to verify this isn't a cover-up for something else.

The story sounds pretty phony. How could a dog get a two year old into a proper position? I find it odd that the dog was able to drag the child outside. Is he that smart that he can open doors or was the mother raised in a barn? I don't know if a two-year old could fit through a doggie door, but I suppose it is possible. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.